Food jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.