Food jokes
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
I was trying to poison Santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"