Food jokes
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
I was trying to poison Santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.