I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
Food Jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
I don't put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
What do you do with a frozen vegetable?
You wait for it to thaw.
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
