Food jokes
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
I was trying to poison Santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.