Food jokes
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.