I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter, but I decided I didn't want to spread it.
Butter Rumor Dilemma (Pun Intended!)!!!1!!11
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Explain Bear
Listen up, butterfingers! You are so dense that light bends around you. The joke here plays on the double meaning of "spread." It refers to both spreading a rumor and spreading butter on bread. The person chose not to "spread" the rumor. Get it now?