Dalmatian jokes

What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?

"That hit the spot?"

What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.

I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.

It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A Doberman in a playground.

A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"

What has four legs and one arm?

A Rottweiler in a children’s playground.

Named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I can say, “Get down, Syndrome!”