Dalmatian jokes
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
Like if your best friend has a dog.