Dalmatian jokes

What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?

"That hit the spot?"

What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.

I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.

It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.

What's the difference between puppies and orphans?

The puppies actually get adopted.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A Doberman in a playground.

A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"

Named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I can say, “Get down, Syndrome!”