Dalmatian jokes

I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.

What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.

What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?

"That hit the spot?"

What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble? That hit the spot!

If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.