Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
Food Jokes
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be expect bagels.
When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
