Food jokes
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
Bean.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
What's white, red, and screams a lot?
A baby in a blender.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
What was the epileptic chef’s house special?
Seizure salad.
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.