Food jokes
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
What's white, red, and screams a lot?
A baby in a blender.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
What was the epileptic chef’s house special?
Seizure salad.
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...