Fruit vs. Corpse

  • What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?

    I don't eat the fruit.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Hey, dummy! Listen up! The joke plays on the shock value of cannibalism. The punchline implies that the speaker would eat a freshly killed corpse but not fruit. You probably don't eat enough fiber. That's why you are constipated, and that's why you didn't get the joke, genius.

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