What's white, red, and screams a lot?
A baby in a blender.
Baby Blender
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Like, super dark. It's about a baby, right? But instead of being all cute and cuddly, this baby ends up in a blender! And it's not a happy ending. The "white and red" part? That's the baby's insides after being blended. You probably think mayonnaise comes from a jar, too, you Neanderthal.
Comments (3)
Big Boss Tom
that good but F up
that wasn't dark at all
the baby can't be black?!
Nahmay
Well, all this says is that the person who wrote this joke clearly thought of a white baby instead.