Food jokes
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say, "That's Thanksgiving, man!"
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Ice cream is just like I scream.
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
I like pepper.
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.