Food jokes
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards...
The steaks were pretty high.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Why can't melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!