What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
