Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."
Pancakes vs Pie Cakes
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is trying to be morbid but it's failing epically. It's like saying, "We serve pancakes, but if you want pie, we'll hook you up to a life support chart, so you can keep smiling and the cops won't arrest me for saying 'surely'." You probably think that's funny or edgy, but it's just confusing. Also, you should watch out for your health.