Talking Muffin

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"

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Listen up, nimrod! The joke is funny because muffins can't talk, you dumb-dumb! It's unexpected and goofy. I bet you get your information from TikTok, you donkey!

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