Food jokes
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
Lettuce ketchup.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What is an obese lady's blood type?
Nutella.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.
Let's taco about something.
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.