Food jokes
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Ice cream is just like I scream.
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
I like pepper.
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.