Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?
The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Q: What difference between Americans and Africans? A: some of them have food and some of them don't have food.