What is jefree dhamers favorite restaurant?
Five guys
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there’s a salad dressing.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
what do you call it when panera bread gets painted red
panera red
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
what do you call it when a man wants food in panera
panera bread serving food
what do you call it when a person dies in panera bread
panera dead
Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony, he opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
a sandwich is a sandwich,but a manwich in a meal - jeffery dahmer
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Friend: what are you doing me: putting peanut butter on my balls. Friend hears in the distance, orphans I have food for you
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos
What the difference between a bridge and a burrito? I can't jump off a burrito
(Phone call) This is Franks funeral home and grill where yesterday’s grief is todays beef. How may we help you ?
The orphan wanted to call home sick but there was no one
the orphan went to school to have food but there was no money in his account
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
