What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 guys before it was a restaurant
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
