Food

Food Jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

Waitress: What can I get for you?

Me: I'll have a steak.

Waitress: How would you like it?

Me: Immediately!

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!