Food

Food jokes

When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...

It don't moan when u put milk inside.

A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.

Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"

The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."

What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?

Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.