What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 guys before it was a restaurant
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
