New Food Jokes - Page 17 - Worst Jokes Ever

How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?

When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.

What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?

Poutine with Russian dressing!

Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?

Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.

I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa

Blondes like their men how they like their rice, brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.

What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry peeling onions!

What do girls and noodles have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them.

What's the best cheese in the world?

Dick cheese.

are you a cheese 🧀 to from denmark because your guta

Parents are like food not all kids get them

says Alex stokes Kat Ive Seen you eat Many food

where do u order nonbinary pizza?

little xe/xyrs

Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.

Welcome to arbys, where your babies become our gravy!

Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes. When she got the puppy, he was nice. But the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually the parents got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food you know.” The parents only answered with “oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy..he won’t need feeding for years.”