Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.