Food jokes
So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat.
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
You smell like tap water and cornflakes.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p