Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The teacher is askin' what animals give us, like chickens give meat and pigs give bacon. But then the kid gets cheeky and says a fat cow gives homework, 'cause teachers are sometimes called cows and they give homework. Get it? You probably don't, since you're still reading this.