Fat Cow

  • Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

    Student: "Meat!"

    Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

    Student: "Bacon!"

    Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

    Student: "Homework!"

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. The teacher is askin' what animals give us, like chickens give meat and pigs give bacon. But then the kid gets cheeky and says a fat cow gives homework, 'cause teachers are sometimes called cows and they give homework. Get it? You probably don't, since you're still reading this.

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