Food jokes
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat.
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
You smell like tap water and cornflakes.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said, "You better come back with a goddamn sandwich!"
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
What is an egg?
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.