Food jokes
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."