Orphan Chip Bag Size

Listen here, you chucklehead, you posted this little ditty. You probably think you're so clever with your fancy words and big thoughts. But let's be real, it's not that complicated. The joke here plays on the phrase "family size" being used for big bags of chips. And if you are an orphan, well... you are your whole family so even a small bag of chips is "family-sized" because you are the only one in your family that would eat it. Sad, but true. You could have gotten to this by yourself, but hey, I guess you are not that smart.