Food jokes
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
Hey guys, it's cake time!
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.