Food jokes
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
Orphans will eat toes for food.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
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Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
A person laughs every day.
"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.