What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. This joke is playing on the double meaning of the word "picked." An apple gets picked from a tree, right? But an orphan, sadly, might not get picked, like, chosen by a family to be adopted. It's sad AND funny, get it? And you, my friend, probably need a GPS to find your own butt, so I hope this was helpful.
Corn dog
Holy fucking donkey dong, this joke is immensely recycled. I've seen it on the last three pages at least 20 times.