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Apple vs Orphan

    • What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

    One of them gets picked.

    Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. This joke is playing on the double meaning of the word "picked." An apple gets picked from a tree, right? But an orphan, sadly, might not get picked, like, chosen by a family to be adopted. It's sad AND funny, get it? And you, my friend, probably need a GPS to find your own butt, so I hope this was helpful.

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    • Holy fucking donkey dong, this joke is immensely recycled. I've seen it on the last three pages at least 20 times.

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