Food jokes
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
Wiener.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
Curry must hurry.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.