Food jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.