Food jokes
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Bunger.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.