Food jokes
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
Wiener.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
Curry must hurry.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!