Food jokes
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Hi, I like food.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.