Food jokes
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
How do lions đŚ like their steak?
"Roar!"
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
Curry must hurry.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
Whatâs an orphanâs favorite snake, self raising flour?
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, âSorry, we donât serve breakfast.â