Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
Food Jokes
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long for fat people.
Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.
"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.
"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
