Food jokes
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
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What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Bunger.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.