the emo kid went for a high five people say he's still hanging
Every woman will die in five seconds Mother : dies Sister : dies Girlfriend:lives You : 🤬
what comes next in the pattern, ottffs_
s because it represents numbers going up, one two three four five six seven
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five, six, and seven-head?
This man came up to me and asked if i could sell my house to him and i said sure then five days later he said that the loan should came in the mailbox then i checked the mail box and the only thing i saw was nothing so i told the guy DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH
Whats the difference between a five year old and and a Democrat.... The five year old doesnt expect you to do everything for them. (Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Sahapiro 2020)
What did the guy with 2 hands say to the guy with 1 hand
Hi-five
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
isn't having Depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of fnaf/five night of freddies (if you don't know what Depersonalization is look it up)
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys
Jeffrey Dahmer , was craving Five guys before it became a restaurant !
What is jefree dhamers favorite restaurant?
Five guys
You have five seconds to kill me 1.. 2... 3... 4- thank you i can rest now- WAIT HOW AM I TALKING??????????????????????
What kind of tree can you High-Five? A Palm tree.
Yo mama so fat that the avengers team had to snap five times and say oh my God
Five (DYM 123)
A Roman the to bar and he,d up two fingers and said can I have five drinks 🍷 pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
