Fives Jokes

Why do emo kids hate high fives? They’re always left hanging.

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.

I am Thor.

And next year, I will be five.

joe mama so fat when she did the ishowspeed dance she fell five floors down

What has 4 legs and two gloves?

All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️

Bredbear

A meme showing a comparison between "my friends dreams" and "my dreams". "My friend's dreams" shows two Chad figures, with text saying "I dreamed I kissed my crush" and "nice". "My dreams" shows a bunch of bread and characters from "Five Nights at Freddy's" embedded into the bread. There is also text that says "Five Nights at BRreddy's".

A boy tried to give a tree a high-five but instead, he ended up hanging

Your hairline was playing Sorry!

Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.

Five more days.

At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”

Q: What did the AISH worker do on her lunch break? A: Five Guys.

Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.

Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.

And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.