Dollar Bill Puns

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  • One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, numbskull. The joke is that "cents" sounds like "sense." The five-dollar bill is saying it's got more common sense because it's worth more than the one-dollar bill. You probably use rocks as currency. Moron.

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