Dairy Queen jokes

Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.

What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?

dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!

What do you call a feminine cow?

A dairy queen.

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.

I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.

Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?

White Castle.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his Whopper.