Dairy Queen jokes

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

What do you call a feminine cow?

A dairy queen.

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.

Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?

White Castle.

Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.

What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?

dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!

What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.

What do you get from a dwarf cow?

Condensed milk.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!