I know this isn't about glue but here's one: Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Guess Stephan Hawkins never had use sweatcoin😂
why didint the teddy bear go to the gym
because he didint want to get ripped
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
how do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool
you flip it over
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn't fit around his neck
call me willma, willma balls fit ya mouth!!
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
I like my couches like my I like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.
Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.
Knock knock
Who's there
Insomnia
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can 't cry myself to sleep anymore...
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
whats the difference from morbid humor & dark humor
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers
Q.What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
How many gay guys can u fit on a bar stool? Four just flip it over.
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbells tables but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up. The manager then walked over to him, and asked "You're hogging the dumbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
