Fitness jokes
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Checkmate
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
"Orla Doyle is fit."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Chuck Norris doesn't need protein bars. He just eats his own shit.
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