Weightlifting jokes

A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."

After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.

It's in my basement.

Why are Black people getting stronger?

Because the TVs are getting bigger.

Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?

Because he didn't want to get ripped.

What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?

Heavy bars.

My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"

Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.

I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."

"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."

What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.