A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
