A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
