Weightlifting jokes
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
Total gym.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
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