A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says "doctor I have a confession". The doctor asks "what is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis". The doctor looks at her and asks "anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies "no, just a penis".
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of. It's in my basement
why didint the teddy bear go to the gym
because he didint want to get ripped