Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
How many times does 47 fit into 9? get in the van and find out.
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
have you heard of china... china fit this dick in your mouth
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise? The dead hang.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree. with one fits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
