Fitness jokes
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
Total gym.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.