Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
How many times does 47 fit into 9? get in the van and find out.
When your exercising and you feel the “gush”
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her :(
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise? The dead hang.
How many times does 50 fit into 9 Get in a van and find out
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
HEAVY BARS
Why do rappers love the gym?
Cause they’re all about them HEAVY BARS
What get's hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs.... A seatbelt
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun? Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
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Yo barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a plants vs zombies map and that shii fit perfectly
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-cersize everyday!
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree. with one fits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand Tourists in a 15 seater bus? Simple. All in the ashtray.
what is Jesus favorite Sports CrossFit
