What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
Why did the car key never fit in? He was too door key.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down
Your forehead is so big , u can fit Santa’s sack on it.
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
Men built civilisations Men went to the moon Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society
Women did none of those They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that's my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask's whats that,the little girl says "that's my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask's the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try's putting his little red race car in her garage but it won't fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see's blood on the floor the mother ask's "what happened the little girl say's "we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit so i cut the back wheels off"
How many times does 47 fit into 9? get in the van and find out.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her :(
Yo barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a plants vs zombies map and that shii fit perfectly
What get's hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs.... A seatbelt
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun? Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
have you heard of china... china fit this dick in your mouth
Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.
Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage."
The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "what's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "well Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit so we cut them off."
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree. with one fits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
What’s the difference between a epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea ? The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
How do you fit 27 New Zealand Tourists in a 15 seater bus? Simple. All in the ashtray.
