Endurance jokes
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Community talk
I JUST ROWED 30k WHAT THE FUCK HOW AM I STILL ALIVE
Hey so for everybody…I have a big apology. Toby TRIED to off himself, he OD’d pretty bad and is alive so to may and everyone who endured the dramas genuinely my bad. His mom just called me and explained. IM SO SORRY
GENESIS 8 1But God remembered Noah and all the wild animals and the livestock that were with him in the ark, and he sent a wind over the earth, and the waters receded. 2Now the springs of the deep and the floodgates of the heavens had been closed, and the rain had stopped falling from the sky. 3The water receded steadily from the earth. At the end of the hundred and fifty days the water had gone down, 4and on the sev… Read more