What’s the difference between a epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea ? The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
who is joe, you reply back who is candice, they reply back who is candice, you say candice nuts fit into joe mama's mouth
(Im asian so i can say this). If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits and we can save them for you in there!
what's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit 3 fingers inside the bowling ball
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
Cross Fit
My fitness guru said that if I got raped it would help me in future marathons
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips? 1, if the bag is family size
How many people can you fit in a car? 6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front and my nan in the ash tray.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mama
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Why do some couples go to the gym together? Because they want their relationship to work out.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants???? A. A cock and a few hairs (hares)
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbells tables but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up. The manager then walked over to him, and asked "You're hogging the dumbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
I don’t know why I go to the gym being healthy is dying fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cook book in the women’s sports section
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender
Your mum is so fat when she roleplayed wonder woman she couldnt fit in the invisible jet
Ur so fat that when they tried to print a picture of u through the computer they couldn't fit u in the whole picture bc u were so big
your head is so big it looks like traffic is able to fit on it
