Fitness

Fitness jokes

Ball

    • Jesse: Do you like my ball?

    Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?

    Jesse: No, they do not leave me.

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    • Blonde

    • What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

    I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

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    • Fitness memes

    Woman

    • Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.

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    • Sister

    • I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:

    Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.

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    • Race Car

    • Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.

    Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "Hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage?"

    The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "What's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "Well, Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit, so we cut them off."

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    • Nut

    • Me: How do cowboys say hello?

    Friend: Howdy.

    Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?

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    • Mom

    • "There is no way you can fit in there."

    "Says who?"

    "Your mom."

    "When?"

    "Last night."

    "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"