A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
who is joe, you reply back who is candice, they reply back who is candice, you say candice nuts fit into joe mama's mouth
(Im asian so i can say this). If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits and we can save them for you in there!
what's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit 3 fingers inside the bowling ball
How many people can you fit in a car? 6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front and my nan in the ash tray.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips? 1, if the bag is family size
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mama
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants???? A. A cock and a few hairs (hares)
What do you call a black person having a fit : A chocolate milkshake
How many people fit in a tree
I don't know you tell me.
Ur so fat that when they tried to print a picture of u through the computer they couldn't fit u in the whole picture bc u were so big
Your mum is so fat when she roleplayed wonder woman she couldnt fit in the invisible jet
your head is so big it looks like traffic is able to fit on it
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know they keep slipping down the drain.
me: how do cowboys say hello? Friend: howdy me: how do deez nuts fit in your mouth
me: what's the fifth month of the year Friend: May me: may deez nuts fit in your mouth
What relationship status fits an orphan, Single.
