knock knock.who is there . wilma. wilma who. wilma dik fit in your mouth
I need to call candy whats candy can bofe if thies balls fit in your mouf
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
