Fitness jokes
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!
So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
“Which tool,” Andrea Bocelli asks Chris Doemges, “fits best in the mailbox?”
Doemges: “Probably the flathead screwdriver!”
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.