What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
I asked the gym instructor,
"Can you teach me to do the splits?"
"How flexible are you?" he asked.
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
Why did the car key never fit in?
He was too door key.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
