Fitness jokes
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
I asked the gym instructor,
"Can you teach me to do the splits?"
"How flexible are you?" he asked.
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Why did the car key never fit in?
He was too door key.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.