Fitness jokes
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
What do squats eat? Numbers.
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.