Fitness jokes

What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

Just trying to fit in.

Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!

How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.

I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.

After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.

It's in my basement.

I asked the gym instructor,

"Can you teach me to do the splits?"

"How flexible are you?" he asked.

"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."

I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.

He said the ATM outside.

What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.

How many children can you fit in a box?

Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.

Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!

Why did the car key never fit in?

He was too door key.

How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.

Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.

Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?

A: Flip the chair upside down.

Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."

What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.

"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."

"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.

"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."