Knock knock ? Who’s there? Willis. Willis who? Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!!?!!
Teacher: what's your favorite animal
Me: Desert Eagle
Teacher:why?
Me:cause it fits in my backpack
what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realised they didn't fit me around the waist so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waist of time.
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
Want to know how to fit 71 people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
when my grandpa was 65 he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
he's 70 now and we have no idea where he is
What song genre do the national anthems fit into? Country.
How do you fit a baby in a bowl... a blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, "You can have anything you want.""
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in.
What is long that Paul walker can fit into his mouth. A long black tree.
Why is Vegetable soup hard to cook! Because you can’t fit the Wheelchair in
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
I was making vegetable soup yesterday but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4....if you turn it upside down
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher:No you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No!The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student:The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher:She drowned?!
Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
