Fitness jokes
I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.
I started working at the AISH office a few months ago.
I felt like I wasn't fitting in. Then my coworker showed me where the pepper spray and emergency contraception pills were.
Now I feel like I belong.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.