my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
dudeeeeeee if there is a watermelon shouldent there me a earthmelon airmelon and a firemelon the elemelons
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down and he loved it. Not really though.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
What’s the difference between a violin and viola? The viola burns longer
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
What does it sound when a dragon sings? A fire alarm
What does fire and people have in common A: they will both eventually die out
I feel sad. Because I went to a old man in a wheel chair while he was sitting next to a fire and I screamed hot wheels. 🤣
are you a volcano? because you're hot and i really lava you
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal
what is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire
answer: Hot wheels...
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
Person 1: Hey did you here about the circus fire? Person 2: No. Person 1: it was in-tents
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage
Priest: How the hell did that fire start Rabbi: I don't know but what about the children? Priest: Fuck the children Rabbi: Do we have time? Priest: There's always time for something like that.
This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall
(Do you get the joke)
(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)
