A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You’re not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter." So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!" And then she died.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
a chemical store burned down and the firefighter just stand there but at the end the store fire just went out by himself. But the store owner still got angry.
store owner : why didn’t you take out the fire ?? firefighter : yea but it went out by it self store owner : but still why ?? firefighter : your chemical store sells H20 store owner : oh i get it now
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and your ready to fire.
What is a bullet and a police officer have in common… when a bullet kills someone it gets fired
Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.
wht do you call stephen hawking on fire? hot wheels!!!
Did you hear about the man that got fired from is can job? It was soda-pressing
When you put the chicken in the oven and it goes down and the oven explodes oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass and all goes back
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet? At least when a bullet kills someone it’s actually fired
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree and so she could live forever.
But it I’m not gonna lie it was a nice toasty fire…
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog
Why are the best used guns from France ? Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.