Puns

Anonymous

A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.

Girl

Anonymous

Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You’re not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter." So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!" And then she died.

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Puns

Dream bot

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

Cold

Kaitanny13

What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold

Burning

Ian_hs

a chemical store burned down and the firefighter just stand there but at the end the store fire just went out by himself. But the store owner still got angry.

store owner : why didn’t you take out the fire ?? firefighter : yea but it went out by it self store owner : but still why ?? firefighter : your chemical store sells H20 store owner : oh i get it now

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Train

Yeetus

Why was the duck fired from the train station?

He was a bad conducktor!

Michael Jackson

camel toe

why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor

Shotgun

FunnyDudeEthan

Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and your ready to fire.

Common

Anonymous

What is a bullet and a police officer have in common… when a bullet kills someone it gets fired

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Daughter

Kan G'ir

Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.

Hotness

joshua

wht do you call stephen hawking on fire? hot wheels!!!

Puns

Anonymous

Did you hear about the man that got fired from is can job? It was soda-pressing

Grass

Mertens

When you put the chicken in the oven and it goes down and the oven explodes oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass and all goes back

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Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet? At least when a bullet kills someone it’s actually fired

Stairs

Anonymous

Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs

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Kobe

John Doe

Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.

Lie

Morbidity

Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree and so she could live forever.

But it I’m not gonna lie it was a nice toasty fire…

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Hotness

Anonymous

Why did the dog go into the fire?

Because it wanted to be a hot dog

French

Anonymous

Why are the best used guns from France ? Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.