I got fired for not doing enough work Guess I didn’t put enough back-bone into it
Why can’t the anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke? : because every time she sang the line “fire away” some one starting shooting!
Be careful around fire plastic melts
the sun is fire
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF" How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW"
ever wondered how jesus got rid of the cross that killed him? burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime
But I got fired from that job
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage and he’s mad. I got fired...
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire. l V
this guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to god please let me out it is too cold in here god is all confused there is a big fire in there the guy answers yes there is but you cannot get near it all the bishops cardinals and priests are sitting around it
what do all rangas have in common
they all look like wild fires
what gets biger when it eats but dies when it drinks. answer: fire
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
I got fired from the M&M Factory,because I sorted out the W,s.
what did the fox say to the fire You look hot
Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day.
Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence
How did the bullet lose its job it got fired
Dick, you're fired.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Jokemeister3
Apex Legends: exist Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with its self) "Everything is fine."
