Fire Jokes

What do you get when you light stephen hawking on fire. A fried pc

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I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime

But I got fired from that job

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what do all rangas have in common

they all look like wild fires

I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.

what gets biger when it eats but dies when it drinks. answer: fire

How did the bullet lose its job it got fired

Dick, you're fired.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

Jokemeister3

I got fired from the M&M Factory,because I sorted out the W,s.

this guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to god please let me out it is too cold in here god is all confused there is a big fire in there the guy answers yes there is but you cannot get near it all the bishops cardinals and priests are sitting around it

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

With their FIRE LYRICS

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage and he’s mad. I got fired...

LEGO Ninjago - I like it okay?

Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?

Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him (he uses hair gel as Cole has said a couple times I think, bc his hair looks like fire 🔥)

i got fired from the libary in the first 30 minutes because i womens rights in the sifi fiction section

Breaking News! a plane crashes into a bridge

A catholic school is burning down, one of the priest says: 'SAVE THE CHILDREN, SAVE THEM', an another priest says: F*CK THE CHILDREN, we're gonna die!! The last priest is like: hmmm... do we have time?

How do you get out 500 drunk TTC people? "Ah Antson fire a warning shot." " Uhhh sir its a M92 mortar." " Ah just fire the shot." Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato potatoes fire ze shot.