Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
Them: whats on your arm? Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death? They get a discount at the crematorium
people in africa have earth fire air but never water
911 what's your emergency burning in toaster toast? yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast set fir to my forest
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the 'bright side' of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first. The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his shits already packed.
On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
The Bigfoots had a campfire one Bigfoot Asked what sould we roast next the other Repiled maybe a penis and a girl 👩🏻
Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree and so she could live forever.
But it I'm not gonna lie it was a nice toasty fire...
I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
what do you call a bald person on fire a fried egg
why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire? Cuz he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
imma eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before i die just to make the cremation a lil more interesting
