Fire jokes
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*