How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!
Baby to Dog Conversion
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, genius. The joke is that instead of a cute or clever way to turn a baby into a dog, it suggests something super messed up: lighting the baby on fire (which makes it bark like a dog). You probably think gasoline is a beverage.