Difference

On fleek

Whats the difference between me and a bus?

Im not on fire…

Light

Anonymous

Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

Chef

yeet

Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!

House

Anonymous

What do you call a retard in a house fire?

Flame Retardant

Red

ThatWeirdPerson

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN’S ON FIRE

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.

Die

Inferno Elusive

What does fire and people have in common A: they will both eventually die out

Parent

Anonymous

Rose are red. Violet’s are red. My parents bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire

Girl

Anonymous

Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You’re not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter." So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!" And then she died.

Friend

lolking

my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang

Man

Anonymous

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Personal

Circus

Person 1: Hey did you here about the circus fire? Person 2: No. Person 1: it was in-tents

Puns

Anonymous

A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.

Girl

Anonymous

Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt?

She was on fire.

Hotness

Anonymous

What do you call steven hawkings on fire Hot wheels

Lost

THE DUDE FROM DUDETOWN

What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire? —You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.

Cold

Kaitanny13

What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold

Girl

Anonymous

This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall

(Do you get the joke)

(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)

Ready

FunnyDudeEthan

Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and your ready to fire.

Guy

Anonymous

Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond?” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”

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