Banana factory jokes
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.
The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"