Banana factory jokes
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
Banana!
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
One day I was eating a banana, and one my friend was eating in the balcony, so I threw my banana on his balcony. He stepped on it, so he got slipped, and one yogi was passing by me, so my friend's banana fell on his head, and he got a very nice shining half-eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
Banana joke?
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!