Banana factory jokes

I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.

Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing with the bent one.

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing away the bent ones!

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"

Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.

So, Johnny was working at a deli. A woman walks up and asks, "Do you have any salad?" Johnny says, "No." She asks, "What about carrots?" Again, Johnny says, "No." She says, "What about bananas?" Johnny says, "Tell ya what, spell out 'lad' in salad." She spells, "L A D." Johnny replies, "Spell 'rot' in carrot." She spells, "R O T." Johnny says, "Now spell 'fuck' in vegetables or fruits." She says, "There is no 'fuck' in vegetables or fruits." Johnny exclaims, "That's what I've been trying to tell you!"

what did the banana say to the banana?

"u look a-pealing"