my grandma always said, slow and steady wins the race. she died in a fire.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS
I can't believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean... All I did was take a day off!
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park.
How to commit arson 1. Burn down an orphanage
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What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire HOTWHEELS
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
Helicopter, Helicopter Kobe Bryant in my chopper Sitting next to burning daughter Lots of smoke and little laughter
What do you call steven hawkings on fire Hot wheels
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Whats the difference between me and a bus?
Im not on fire...
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I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace.... but apparently it was too weak.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists
I found a lot of matches
Them: whats on your arm? Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital? Reload and keep firing.
