what do you call stephen hawkling on fire? hot wheels

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What’s black and sits on top of the stairs? Christopher reeves in a house fire.

I like fire trucks and moster trucks

What it black and at the top of the stairs

Stephen hawking’s after a fire

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I had the worst day of my life, my 13 rear old EX got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard, did I mention that we were in Syria?

I told my cousin since we’re not blood related our parents would let us date.

Her pants were on fire.

It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer;)

I’ll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man. and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can I’ll pat you, and prick you , and mark you with my "D" And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!

So I told my sister want hear some jokes and she was like hit me with best shot fire away and I was like okay I know ur singing and old song yeah I was trying to see if u sing too and I said who do u think I am Chris brown Hi

Someone is talking about you behand your back,make a run vhaleka

2 sticks only make a fire

we saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree i thought i showed a lot of balls

I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer…they only gave her the day off with pay…unfair!

Someone is talking about you behand your back,make run vhaleka

Fuck and sex are hot which is fire

Little Johnny ask a fireman and do you want to see my fire truck so the fireman goes look at it little Johnny Test I got my hat in my fire truck so those fireman says last night’s alright but why is it cacti up to you wagging and he look closer and so the string is tied up in knots and he said that nice all right but why is it tied up to his nuts the little Johnny said well that’s my son and so he Yank on it

I was staying over at my friends, for the purpose of the joke he shall be called kian. It was 03.00 am and everyone else was asleep when i heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it, Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge it was thought he had a huge slong. The banging was getting louder and so to was my heartbeat, i opened John’s door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked, there was a glory hole threw the wall where i could make it kians ass. This is what i have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards john. I shoved 1 inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, “you little gimp get on the bed”. Kian came in the room with a 2 litre bottle of irn bru, he demanded “what the fudge are you doing”. I replied smoothly "Kian you tracksuit warrior you have a camel toe" Kian fires back “shut it paul you have genital warts”. John screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP." He then gives us it so rough i can’t walk the next day, but feel pleasured for eternity.

By Lewis

what do you call Stephen hawkings on fire? [answer] hot wheeles