Fire jokes
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.
Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.
My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...