What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
i got fired from the libary in the first 30 minutes because i womens rights in the sifi fiction section
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
