Fire jokes

What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?

When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.

What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.

What did Rengoku say to his class?

"Set your school ablaze!"

This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."

My friend: I want to cut myself.

Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...

I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.

But I got fired from that job.

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

With their FIRE LYRICS!

What do all rangas have in common?

They all look like wildfires.

I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.

Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?

He only took a day off.

What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?

Answer: fire.

I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.

How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!

What did the fox say to the fire?

You look hot!

Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇

A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.