Fire Jokes

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how can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles? ans:just throw one candle in sea the boat will become lighter

This is a classic,

Why did the Dog go into the fire? Because it wanted to be a hot Dog

If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.

what do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchiar on fire.-Cooking the vegetables.

steven hawkinig never used a condom he used a fire wall

Logic fire bars in fottntoe sped up to sound like he chipmmumnun like Alvin and Simoen ans z Theode :)

This whole string is really messed up. Yall should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said "HES ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALA"

A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!!"

The big chimney said next to him: "Well, your to young to smoke..."

I told my cousin since we're not blood related our parents would let us date.

Her pants were on fire.

roses are red my pencil is blunt, parrot trapped on roof keeps telling fire crew to f*ck off

there was a kid in a wheel chair i put him on fire called him hotwheels

Why is black mystery not an airhead flavor? Because we already know what happened to them *shot fires*

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies? My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence)

What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?

"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE”

Build a man a fire he will be warm for a day, give him some tfox March and he will on fire

Parents; Lets have a bonfire Me; Lets go to the orphanage parents;to bring other children? Me; No to have the fire parents; wont they be missed? Me; No because there is nobody to miss them