Fire jokes
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Memes
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.
Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.
My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.