Fire jokes
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
The sun is fire.
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.
Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.
My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.