Fire jokes
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
Memes
Crit especially if you are a rouge
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.
Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.
My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.