SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
SCP Breach
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, basically, this "Dr. Bright" guy is saying some scary monsters from a place called SCP have escaped. He's trying to be funny by pretending it's the end of the world, like in those movies you probably watch with your mouth open. SCP things are spooky!
Lawrence
who buggered up this time?